awwww, FREAK OUT!

So in less than 24 hours, babe, we will have only 2 weeks left until your due date. How is that possible??!! I'm not gonna lie, Giz, I ........ am ....freaking ....out! I mean, logically I know you aren't going to stay in your little hidey hole forever, but I didn't expect for your eviction date to sneak up on me so fast. I may be the only pregnant woman in the history of the earth to say this, but please, please stay put a little longer. I need you to just chill and not come out, or at least wait until I can get a pedicure. I really cannot have my feet up in stirrups looking the way they currently look.

In all seriousness baby, I will miss you and all of our time together. But I have started to think about you, the actual you, a lot lately. And despite all of my freaking out, I am really excited to meet you. I feel like I know you pretty well already....I know you like oatmeal raisin cookies, I know you come alive during the hours of 6-11 pm, I know you like to hang out on my left side, and I know you do NOT like this hot summer we are having....but I know there is so much more to learn about you. And I want to learn it all Giz, every last itsy tiny detail that makes you you. I can't wait to meet you baby boy.

....I'd just prefer to meet you a little closer to your due date.

You in your hidey hole at 38 weeks....well technically 37 weeks, 6 days and some change.