the juice is loose

No, not that juice silly, the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad “juice” they give you for your glucose test. This “juice” is to test you for gestational diabetes, something I was convinced I would have based on the large amounts of sugar I have been imbibing. Clearly, small Giz, whomsoever developed this so called fruit punch juice, has never actually tasted any kind of fruit punch.

This juice was a sham.

I finished it up while I was driving to my appointment. At one point I was afraid to swallow and had to hold that bad juice in my cheeks chipmunk style because I was positive I was going to gag it all back up.

I was triumphant in the end though

And you know what…..we passed! With flying colors! And you only have to take and pass the test once, so bring on the sugar snacks.

Just kidding.

Sort of.

beruang rambai

Yeti, Almasti, Yeren, Yowie, Orang Kubu, Beruang Rambai, Orang Gadang, Zana, Ameranthropoides loysi, Mono Rei, Grey Man, rakshasa, meh-the, abominable snowman, Sasquatch, Jangali Mosh, Barmanu, Chuchunaa, wildman, Yahoo, Great Hair Moehau, Orang Dalam, Orang Sanat, kapre, waray-waray, orang gugu, beruang rambai, batutut, atu, sedapa, mawa, Malay, Sedapa, Wookie, Momo, MacDhu, and Liath Mori.

All of the above are names for Big Foot, because, woah Giz, that is a big foot. I can only assume that is the very weapon you have been using to deliver your Chuck Norris style roundhouse kicks.

That's all really. Except that I hope we don't end up the subject matter for one of those TLC shows like "The Baby With the Feet That Never Stop Growing." That would be bitter justice for all those shows I have goggled at over the years.

Nighty-O my little Beruang Rambai.

p.s. I really did just watch one of those TLC shows called "The World's Strongest Toddler" This 3 year old kid could bench press!!!