No, not that juice silly, the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad “juice” they give you for your glucose test. This “juice” is to test you for gestational diabetes, something I was convinced I would have based on the large amounts of sugar I have been imbibing. Clearly, small Giz, whomsoever developed this so called fruit punch juice, has never actually tasted any kind of fruit punch.
This juice was a sham.
I finished it up while I was driving to my appointment. At one point I was afraid to swallow and had to hold that bad juice in my cheeks chipmunk style because I was positive I was going to gag it all back up.
I was triumphant in the end though
And you know what…..we passed! With flying colors! And you only have to take and pass the test once, so bring on the sugar snacks.
Just kidding.
Sort of.
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