Baby, the other day your papa came home with one of the most thoughtful gifts I have ever received....a nightlight. See I have to keep getting up in the middle of the night to pee, and on any given night our bedroom floor is a virtual minefield just waiting to take me out. To get from my side of the bed to our bathroom I have to maneuver around piles of clothes (clean and dirty), random shoes, usually a suitcase or two leftover from your dad’s travels, and, AND a small black dog that considers it his duty to patrol this whole big mess. So your dad was just a teeny bit worried that I was going to take a tumble in the dark, hence the nightlight. Awwwwwwwww. What a good papa you have.
Of course the nightlight only lasted about two nights before we decided it was just way too bright and unplugged it. Guess I should start upping my carrot intake or something baby. I wonder how much night vision goggles cost?
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